Ways to Have Fun on a Monday Evening: A How To

Step 1: Decide you're a bit anxious about Wednesday's Field Day. Proceed to practice for the sack race and egg-in-spoon walk. Request No Cheering but ask for a "coach" to say Ready Go.

Step 2: Play Duck-Duck-Goose. You aren't phased by the lack of participants as this is some form of Imaginary Duck-Duck-Goose since you insist there are players there. Your mother is not phased as she once had imginary friends. She does not, however, recall them ever putting her in the "sticky pot" during Duck-Duck-Goose.

Step 3: Tell Your Famous Chicken-Crossing-the-Road Joke. Laugh. Tell Joke Again. Repeat laughter.

Additional steps not required? Throw grass, ride your scooter, complain about your boo-boo's & talk with the neighbors, not necessiarily in that order.