Missing: One Tennis Shoe

The one-legged man is stealing more than socks around here - he's made off with a tennis shoe! And it's cramping our style what with temps in the 80s and it not being cool to wear your new Sunday school schools with white socks and shorts to school lest you look like the World's Biggest Dork Ever. Granted he is my son and would probably rather go barefooted anyway. And if we don't find that shoe it may come to that. If you've any idea, pass them along as I'm fresh out and that stinkin shoe is nowhere to be found.